A new pic and a new concern

As you can see, I've posted an adorable new picture of Riley. Mom and sister have left, so we're finally alone in the house, and it's finally quiet here. The girls are currently sleeping. Here's my concern, and it's been brewing for a long time now, but my concern is doubled now that I see how beautiful she is.

What happens if Riley is jaw-dropping hot when she gets older. Her mom is beautiful, and she's perfect already. But what do fathers of really, REALLY hot teenage girls do? I'll want to kill every person that hits on her just cause she's gorgeous, and I'll have to protect her from all those catty girls who think she's a snob because she's pretty.

How do fathers of pretty girls handle it all?

My buddy Dave tells me to look boys straight in the eye and say... "I'll go back to prison. I've got friends there, and I don't have much else to live for but my daughter. You touch her, and I'll end upback in prison. And I don't mind."

And I think I know where to get a good used shotgun. So that helps. I guess I got a few years to decide.